Stayed here in may 2012 with colleagues and regretted every minute of it !! It is without doubt the worst hotel I have ever stayed in !! The rooms are extremely small and below basic ! The room I stayed in was filthy with dust and human hair on most surfaces. The radiator had literally months of dust and grime... More

The only good thing about this hotel was that it was clean. You know what to expect booking on the Reeper Bahn, so you would think there might be a outside noise, but not from inside. The guests in the rooms around where noisy and drunk, and though effort was made to silence them, the effort was poor! Though the... More

A friend and I stayed at Hotel Cafe Keese for a long weekend in April. The hotel staff were very friendly, and were very helpful, letting us check in early and check out much later than the designated time as we had a late flight out of Hamburg. The rooms were basic but ultra clean and had a very nice... More

Very basic budget hotel. Right next to all the bars & disco's but located in a very rough area. Ideal for budget travellers. Reception was never open, no maid service, no idea where breakfast was served? Situated on top of a very loud bar. Would suit group of men ie stag party.

This hotel is located near the St.Pauli UBahn stop and is right on Reeperbahn, where the nightclubs and sex shops of Hamburg are also located. The area was quiet in the afternoon, but became loud at 9PM and booming at 11PM. The hotel is literally next door to a dancehall/nightclub that plays horrible europop music until around 5 AM. If... More