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Top Secret

527 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy., Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
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Cheap entertainment.

At $5 what do you expect? Self guided walk thru tour. 10 minutes of upside down rooms and aliens... read more

Reviewed 4 April 2018
mnewingham40
,
Pembine, Wisconsin
via mobile
Ugh. Sooooo bad

Wow. I can’t believe it was that bad. It was 5$ to walk around a building with some paintings and... read more

Reviewed 2 April 2018
canadiangirl14
,
Milestone,Sk
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4 Apr 2018
“Cheap entertainment.”
2 Apr 2018
“Ugh. Sooooo bad ”
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527 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy., Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
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Reviewed April 4, 2018 via mobile

At $5 what do you expect? Self guided walk thru tour. 10 minutes of upside down rooms and aliens. The outside is more alluring than anything else there.

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Reviewed April 2, 2018 via mobile

Wow. I can’t believe it was that bad. It was 5$ to walk around a building with some paintings and furniture upside down. Every turn I expected to see something but nope, nothing. How does this place stay in business?? Probably because of unsuspecting fools...More

3  Thank canadiangirl14
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Reviewed March 28, 2018

It's a self guided tour that takes at max 10 minutes to walk through. The only fun part was the 2nd to the last room that has an un-level floor plane that makes you dizzy upon walking on it. Then they want to charge you...More

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Reviewed March 11, 2018 via mobile

Kids had fun going through this- $5 per person, kids 5 & under are free. For the price, it was good. Not good for ppl with vertigo or if you get dizzy easily

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Reviewed March 7, 2018 via mobile

Well it’s true, it is $5 today, tomorrow, the next day, and for the next every day! That being said I would maybe pay $2 but not $5. It is kinda dirty and creepy. You walk through self-guided but I was hoping something would happen......More

Thank David C
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Reviewed March 5, 2018 via mobile

Just no, even at $5 this was awful. I would rather donate that money to the needy, the Boy Scouts, etc...

2  Thank Renee M
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Reviewed March 2, 2018

The best marketing sign EVER goes to Top Secret with "$5 today only" Today means everyday. enjoy the cheap thrills of self guided tours. its worth the $5 all day long

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Reviewed February 18, 2018 via mobile

Use your $5 elsewhere. The outside looks fun and interesting, but nothing inside is worth the price of admission. The “tour” takes maybe ten minutes, and the place is just rundown and dirty inside.

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Reviewed February 18, 2018 via mobile

We only went because it was $5 And the little one begged us to go after driving by it so many times. Well....good thing we didn't pay any more than that. What a boring place. Save yourself the time and look at pics online. Trust...More

Thank michael692
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Reviewed February 17, 2018 via mobile

Glad it was cheap however it should have been even cheaper! It was a big waste! Very cheesy! A few furniture items on the ceiling, cardboard cut outs of four presidents. A lot of walking through narrow cold hallways. Save your money!

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Sandydork
August 8, 2016|
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Response from Scrapmom45502 | Reviewed this property |
No! You just walk through- at the end there is a loud growl noise that jump scared you but its well lit and a fake big foot in prison cell
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Myfuture1
January 25, 2015|
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Response from emargie | Reviewed this property |
Top secret used to be about how the government secretly had all these items,relics,and monsters and ancient creatures hidden under the white house. And then some aliens came along and flipped the white house over and... More
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Myfuture1
January 25, 2015|
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Response from Autorae | Reviewed this property |
I saw a giant T-Rex outside the building, which I was excited about since I love dinosaurs. However, they are not incorporated throughout the tour. If Top Secret is trying to say anything it's that dinosaurs are a government... More
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