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    The Horny Toad Guesthouse

    2 Vlaun Dr., Simpson Bay, St. Maarten-St. Martin
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    2017-09-04 2017-09-05
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    • Excellent78%
    • Very good15%
    • Average5%
    • Poor1%
    • Terrible1%
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    Free Wifi
    Free Parking
    Air Conditioning
    Non-Smoking Hotel
    Breakfast included
    3.0 Star Hotel
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    Reviewed 27 December 2015

    We stayed at the Horny Toad with 4 other couples the first of December. Everything you read in the positive from the reviews is true. The rooms were modest but super clean. Jackie & Cherry were wonderful and made sure we were on rest and...More

    Thank Dianedan2015
    Reviewed 28 October 2015

    I am a little late on this review but...better late than never! My husband and I stayed at The Horny Toad 20-27Sep15. We had never stayed on Sint Maarten and thought we would choose a new destination to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary. I arrived...More

    1  Thank krisrn
    Reviewed 27 October 2015 via mobile

    Serviceable, modest rooms with unparalleled access to a secluded stretch of Simpson Bay Beach. Very quiet, friendly. Cash or check very much preferred over credit. Close to the airport, but we only heard the planes during the daytime. We didn't love the area--Simpson Bay, in...More

    2  Thank pommetastic
    Reviewed 22 August 2015

    This was our first stop on our vacation and it was amazing. Cherry was extremely helpful. Our room was amazing with a view you couldn't beat. Being in Simpson Bay kept us around all the action, even though it was the "off season". Great beach...More

    Thank Scott M
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    Reviewed 10 August 2015 via mobile

    Wow! The location and outlook of this place is actually more amazing than the photographs show. We had taken up the offer of a food shop so when we arrived everything was there for us in the huge fridge freezer. We were provided with beach...More

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    Sonesta Maho Beach Resort, Casino & Spa
    4,106 reviews
    #2 of 4 hotels in Maho
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    #1 of 2 hotels in Cole Bay
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    #2 of 7 hotels in Simpson Bay
    • Top amenities
    • Free Parking
    • Beachfront
    • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
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    • Free Parking
    • Concierge
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    • Air Conditioning
    • Microwave
    • Refrigerator in room
    • Price range
    • US$124 - US$199 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
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    • Kitchenette ,
    • Non-Smoking Rooms
    • Number of rooms
    • 8
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    • Location
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    • St. Maarten-St. Martin >
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    • Simpson Bay
    • Also Known As
    • Horny Toad Guest House Hotel Simpson Bay
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    Traveller (99)
    Room & Suite (28)
    Pool & Beach (14)
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    CG C
    21 September 2015|
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    Response from 2015Jazzi | Reviewed this property |
    yes. Mary's Boon is just down the beach and has a nice bar and restaurant that overlooks Simpson Bay. Also on the "main" street that heads away from the airport are several nice places, including the non-membership Simpson... More
    Janice B
    26 July 2015|
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    Response from Mimaw-Cuyler | Reviewed this property |
    The are not villas. There r e on the beach level & 4 on the upper porch. If your looking 4 fancy resort level this is not 1 you would be happy with. There is no bars or TV's in units. Not fancy but good if you are looking... More
    23 April 2015|
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    Response from 509deb3 | Reviewed this property |
    If you wanted to share a balcony with your friends in the next room, ask for units 2 & 2. They're both in the front of the guest house & would be perfect to share the beautiful view from the balcony. There are also 2 rooms... More
    Room Tips
    "we loved #5,first floor, small garden in room,lots of windows. second floor has better ocean view."
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    "I stayed in Suite 5, an end unit on the first floor - very close to the "pavilion" and with the..."
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    "don't need a car"
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    "The return visitors seemed to prefer the upper floor, but our suite on the lower floor seemed fine to us."
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