After reading the reviews below I actually feel a bit better, as the stay at this Hotel was something I've never experienced before and got me thinking whether my friend and I haven't been continuously fooled. One of the few positive things that I can highlight on this otherwise old-fashioned facility run by unprofessional and unpleasant individuals were their rather spacious rooms. Also, wi-fi was good and fast, and in the end it was our only salvation. Now, to the downsides: 1. The staff. Hardly welcoming, rather emotionless, unfriendly and grumpy, starting from the reception, ending at the restaurant. No possibility to negotiate arrival, appointments whatsoever, not even mentioning extra requests, which we luckily didn't have. Because even us coming after work seemed to be absolutely unacceptable for Mr. Receptionist who desired to be gone by 7pm instead of dealing with such a complication as guests' arrival. 2. Food. As many mentioned below, there's no choice given, allergies, intolerances, diets aside - it doesn't exist here. If you were unlucky enough to order with your accommodation, you'll be granted with fried, unhealthy, hardly fresh meals - complete opposite of what is advertised on a menu by the entrance. At times we were suspicious whether this food was intended for humans at all. But worry not: luckily directly after you put a fork down, your meal will be cleaned by a waiter without a blink of an eye and no questions whatsoever. That actually can be even considered as providence. 3. Breakfasts. Are served from 8 till 10. But don't be surprised if the "cafeteria" is closed at 9:40 and food is all cleaned away. After all, you are just a guest here, breakfast is too much to ask for. Not worth it either to be honest: just a few things, bread, eggs, salty sausages. 4. Wellness topped it all up. The staff has no education about massages whatsoever. Extremely unprofessional. Won't let you undress, stare at you. Then, massage your chest and stomach (stroke, rather) with coconut oil and proclaim it "aroma massage". On your remark they'll reply: that's how it's done here. If you wanted to have your back massaged, you should've said beforehand. Absolute wtf moment. Luckily, for you, this torture lasts 7 minutes (instead of announced 30), which is in the end something you'll be grateful for when running out in disgrace. Stay away from this place and it's so-called services, especially if you are from abroad and aren't used to Czech "quality".…