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The Swan Hotel
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US$103
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The Hythe, Staines TW18 3JB, England
0.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
  • Free Wifi
  • Breakfast included
Travelodge Staines
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Hale Street, Staines TW18 4UW, England
0.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
    The Boleyn Hotel
    SAVE US$14
    US$104
    Expedia.com
    US$90
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    29 The Hythe, Staines TW18 3JD, England
    0.3 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
    • Free Wifi
    • Free Parking
    Mercure London Staines-upon-Thames Hotel
    SAVE US$29
    US$110
    Hotels.com
    US$81
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    Thames Street, Staines TW18 4SJ, England
    0.4 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
    • Free Wifi
    • Free Parking
    Savings alert: 23% below average rate

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    The Runnymede on Thames
    SAVE US$30
    US$178
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    US$148
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    Windsor Road, Egham TW20 0AG, England
    1.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
    • Free Wifi
    • Free Parking
    Travelodge Egham
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    Church Road, Egham TW20 9HZ, England
    2.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      Great Fosters
      SAVE US$4
      US$148
      Booking.com
      US$144
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      Stroude Road, Egham TW20 9UR, England
      2.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      The Stanwell Hotel
      SAVE US$21
      US$103
      Agoda.com
      US$82
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      171 Town Lane, Staines TW19 7PW, England
      3.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      Savannah Bed & Breakfast
      SAVE US$22
      US$132
      Hotels.com
      US$110
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      Savanna Luddington Avenue, Virginia Water GU25 4DF, England
      3.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      Travelodge Heathrow Terminal 5
      SAVE US$29
      US$62
      Travelodge
      US$33
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      Calder Way, Horton Road, Colnbrook, Slough SL3 0BQ, England
      3.9 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Restaurant
      • Bar/Lounge
      Savings alert: 11% below average rate

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      Sofitel London Heathrow
      SAVE US$17
      US$174
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      US$157
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      | Terminal 5, London Heathrow Airport, Hounslow TW6 2GD, England
      4.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Pool
      The White House
      Beaumont Burfield Road | Burfield Road, Old Windsor, Windsor SL4 2JJ, England
      4.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      De Vere Beaumont Estate
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      US$97
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      Beaumont Burfield Road, Old Windsor, Windsor SL4 2JJ, England
      4.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      Hilton London Heathrow Airport Terminal 5
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      US$106
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      Hilton London Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 Poyle Road | Heathrow, Colnbrook, Slough SL3 0FF, England
      4.7 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Restaurant
      The Olde Swan Hotel
      Booking.com
      US$63
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      27 Windsor Street, Chertsey KT16 8AY, England
      4.7 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Parking
      • Restaurant
      Crown Hotel
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      7 London Street, Chertsey KT16 8AP, England
      4.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Free Parking
      Holiday Inn London - Heathrow T5
      SAVE US$6
      US$66
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      US$60
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      Old Bath Road, Colnbrook, Slough SL3 0PH, England
      5.0 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
      • Free Wifi
      • Restaurant
      Travelodge Chertsey Hotel
      Travelocity
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      Guildford Street, Chertsey KT16 9AU, England
      5.0 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
        Savings alert: 13% below average rate

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        2 Rodney Way | Roddell Court, Slough, England
        5.0 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
          Savill Court Hotel & Spa
          Travelocity
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          Bishopsgate Wick Lane | Windsor Great Park, Windsor TW20 0XN, England
          5.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
          • Free Wifi
          • Free Parking
          Heathrow Lodge
          SAVE US$5
          US$32
          Agoda.com
          US$27
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          554 Old Bath Road, West Drayton UB7 0EF, England
          5.3 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            The Bridge Hotel
            Booking.com
            US$47
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            Bridge Road, Chertsey KT16 8JZ, England
            5.4 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            • Free Parking
            YOTELAIR London Heathrow Airport
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            US$118
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            Landside Terminal Four Arrivals Mezzanine | London Heathrow Airport, Hounslow TW6 3XA, England
            5.5 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            Thistle London Heathrow Hotel
            SAVE US$2
            US$56
            Expedia.com
            US$54
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            Bath Road, West Drayton UB7 0EQ, England
            5.5 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            • Restaurant
            Premier Inn London Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 Hotel
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            US$70
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            Heathrow Airport Terminal 5, 420 Bath Road | Longford, West Drayton UB7 0EA, England
            5.7 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            • Restaurant
            Hilton London Heathrow Airport
            SAVE US$20
            US$137
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            US$117
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            Terminal 4, Heathrow Airport | Heathrow Airport Terminal 4, Hounslow TW6 3AF, England
            5.7 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Pool
            • Restaurant
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            Bath Road, West Drayton UB7 0DU, England
            5.7 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Restaurant
            Innkeepers Lodge Old Windsor
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            US$81
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            14 Straight Road | Old Windsor, Windsor SL4 2RR, England
            5.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            • Free Parking
            Premier Inn London Heathrow Airport Terminal 4
            PremierInn.com
            US$64
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            Sheffield Road | London Heathrow Airport, Hounslow TW6 3AF, England
            5.9 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Free Wifi
            • Restaurant
            Sheraton Heathrow Hotel
            SAVE US$7
            US$70
            Booking.com
            US$63
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            Colnbrook Bypass, West Drayton UB7 0HJ, England
            5.9 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
            • Restaurant
            • Room Service
            Savings alert: 22% below average rate

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            Staines has 6 B&Bs/inns with 45 reviews
            Colne Valley Guest House
            52 Wraysbury Road | Wraysbury, Staines TW19 6HA, England
            1.5 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
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              86 Staines Road | Thorpe Park, Staines TW18 2ST, England
              2.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                Albany House Bed & Breakfast
                2 Glebe Road, Staines TW18 1BX, England
                1.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                • Free Wifi
                • Free Parking
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                The Runnymede on Thames
                SAVE US$30
                US$178
                Agoda.com
                US$148
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                Windsor Road, Egham TW20 0AG, England
                1.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                • Free Wifi
                • Free Parking
                Travelodge Egham
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                Church Road, Egham TW20 9HZ, England
                2.2 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                  Great Fosters
                  SAVE US$4
                  US$148
                  Booking.com
                  US$144
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                  Stroude Road, Egham TW20 9UR, England
                  2.8 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                  • Free Wifi
                  • Free Parking
                  Travelodge Heathrow Terminal 5
                  SAVE US$29
                  US$62
                  Travelodge
                  US$33
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                  Calder Way, Horton Road, Colnbrook, Slough SL3 0BQ, England
                  3.9 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                  • Restaurant
                  • Bar/Lounge
                  Savings alert: 11% below average rate

                  The price you found is 11% lower than this hotel's average rate of US$37/night.

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                  Savannah Bed & Breakfast
                  SAVE US$22
                  US$132
                  Hotels.com
                  US$110
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                  Savanna Luddington Avenue, Virginia Water GU25 4DF, England
                  3.6 km from Two Rivers Comedy Club
                  • Free Wifi
                  • Free Parking
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