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The Cuckoo Club

#15,960 of 18,278 Restaurants in London
$$$$
Swallow Street, London W1B 4EZ, England
+44 20 7287 4300
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  • Excellent17%
  • Very good14%
  • Average7%
  • Poor4%
  • Terrible58%
1 week ago
“Want the worst service in your life? Then come here ”
2 weeks ago
“Awful”
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Swallow Street, London W1B 4EZ, England
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Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

Visited for the 5th birthday burger and lobster brunch and was extremely unhappy with the service we received on the 3rd of January 2018. Upon arrival 20 minutes early, we asked if we could wait in the door way undercover as it was raining. One...More

1  Thank Tegan L
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

Completely focused on who's who above everything else. Steer clear, unless you consider yourself 'relevant'. Terrible staff. Obnoxious entry policy. Nothing redeeming whatsoever.

Thank Petegooch
Reviewed 18 November 2017 via mobile

Promoter put us on the list, queued outside with my friends waiting to be let it, but the hostess said the club was FULL at 11:30pm and told us to leave the line, but somehow kept letting more people in after we had left the...More

3  Thank Zoe_ky_wong
Reviewed 23 September 2017

I found this venue to be just right for a party of 50+ guests. BMG Record company were there together with a half hour live set by singer/ song writer Marc Almond with Martin Watkins on a grand piano. This was live streamed though WIFI...More

Thank Lloydie B
Reviewed 2 July 2017 via mobile

A promoter from this club had promised me and my friends a table and drinks for her birthday therefore we travelled all the way to London for this club. When we arrived all dressed up in heels and smart clothing (as we had been told...More

6  Thank Kate H
Reviewed 23 April 2017

I have booked tables here and completely have enjoyed this club since recently, where my sister was accused by the bouncer that she was not allowed back in as she was 'too drunk', we even showed him the receipt and tried to explain that she...More

7  Thank Amber S
Reviewed 13 March 2017

Really nice club! Glamorous venue and cool vibe! Had a really fun evening and it was also very easy and fun going out here using the app Clubbable!

Thank Mikaela Å
Reviewed 23 January 2017

I like this place. I find it necer gets too rowdy :) Drinks and music are good - if a little mainstream/pop-ish.

Thank Micharla
Reviewed 22 January 2017

I went here for a movie wrap party - met by an unsmiling bouncer who cautioned me to stand behind the cordon while he got a hostess to come and check my name. Very unwelcoming and off-putting. Once our A-list actors left the club, the...More

4  Thank 21Pippa
Reviewed 20 December 2016

A member of our party had paid for a table & drinks, half our party got refused entry for no reason other than it was busy. Shambolic organisation out the front, aggressive and rude staff on the door. Avoid at all costs.

6  Thank wa247
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    Service
  • Value
    Atmosphere
Average prices
US$27 - US$38
Meals
Drinks
Restaurant features
Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Accepts Credit Cards
Open Hours
Thursday
10:30 p.m. - 3:30 a.m.
Friday
10:30 p.m. - 3:30 a.m.
Saturday
10:30 p.m. - 3:30 a.m.
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Swallow Street, London W1B 4EZ, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  London>  > Mayfair
  • Neighbourhood: Mayfair
  • Phone Number: +44 20 7287 4300
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Description
Appealing to the more discerning late night London crowd tired of identikit, faceless bars and clubs with no creativity and soul, The Cuckoo Club features 5,000 square feet of ostentatious design, spread over two floors, and a founding committee that reads like a who's who of creative talent in London, described in the influential Vogue List as "formidable". Recently redesigned by Barbara Hulanicki, interior designer & founder of iconic fashion house Biba, featuring some of Europe's most proficient mixologists and an electrifying and eclectic musical output, The Cuckoo Club delivers unbridled, unquestionable glamour for London's party cavalry.
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