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The Crafty Cow

Montana Tropical | Calle Toscon, 35510, Lanzarote, Spain
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  • Excellent70%
  • Very good22%
  • Average3%
  • Poor2%
  • Terrible3%
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“homemade pies” (4 reviews)
“sunday roast” (10 reviews)
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Irish, Bar, British, Pub, Vegetarian Friendly, Gluten Free Options
Montana Tropical | Calle Toscon, 35510, Lanzarote, Spain
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Reviewed 3 days ago

Very slow on the take up. Gins limited, and beer only 2 running. Was dark and bleak. Would not want to stay for more than 1 drink. Wants brightening up.

Thank Michelle F
Reviewed 1 week ago

Visited here on our first day as staying nearby and had a huge glass of wine, lady def gave you value for money here. Also had a fantastic chicken salad and OH had a massive sandwich. All was tasty and well priced. Went back another...More

Thank sissy022
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Wendy organised a night of drinks food and entertainment for 27 of us, we never had to worry about a thing she organised everything. Food was amazing drinks as always plentiful and great entertainment. A must visit if in PDC.Thanks Wendy will see you soon.

Thank Norfolk40
Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

Great bar in elevated position with great views over the harbour and sea from the large outdoor terrace. Excellent jazz session every Sunday afternoon and tasty food served. Sports shown inside on tv for football fans, will return next time we are back in Puerto...More

Thank IrelandGalwaygirl
Reviewed 30 October 2017

Great place to visit , the fish and chips were hanging of the plate, the Irish lad behind the bar was good craic and very efficient, didnt get the same service from the english lad left us standing for a while

Thank jmacn
Reviewed 20 October 2017 via mobile

Had an amazing time here all staff were friendly and food was great full of lovely people that you can make conversation with jd and mixer only 5 Euro most night and days they have live entertainment spent my best nights in this place

Thank Sam H
Reviewed 27 September 2017 via mobile

Stunning location, came here most morning with my family of 10 for breakfast. Kids and grownups loved it. Wendy was a brilliant host and very accommodating for our needs. They also had a great dj on on Sunday evening playing all the oldies.

Thank Ree141
Reviewed 24 September 2017 via mobile

I have been visiting The Crafty Cow for 4 years now every time I visit Lanzarote and this is my first stop for food. I have just read some awful reviews about The Crafty Cow and I think these people have been visiting another crafty...More

1  Thank lad722000
Reviewed 20 September 2017

We ate there a few times. The Haddock and chips with mushy peas MMMMM There is entertainment there. Would definitely go back there

1  Thank gonewiththewind14
Reviewed 20 September 2017

didn't eat here, but sat outside for drinks, great location with great views and an amazing Sunday jazz session, The place ROCKED, well done crafty cow for something brilliant and very different.

1  Thank glendah248
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Neil L
12 June 2017|
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Response from Aisling M | Reviewed this property |
Hey yep they have cider on draught! Not sure which one but all of the drinks are super cheap!
10 November 2016|
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Response from DarrenTinaPoppyHolly | Reviewed this property |
They have there own Facebook page, you could contact them, that way. Not sure if the phone number is on there.
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Lunch, Dinner, Breakfast, Brunch, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Free Wifi, Reservations
Good for
Special Occasion Dining, Kids, Groups, Bar Scene, Child-friendly, View
Open Hours
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
9:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Montana Tropical | Calle Toscon, 35510, Lanzarote, Spain
  • Location: Europe  >  Spain  >  Canary Islands  >  Lanzarote
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