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Dick's Last Resort

) #662 of 4,021 Restaurants in San Antonio $$ - $$$ American,
406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
+1 210-224-0026
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  • Excellent21%
  • Very good28%
  • Average22%
  • Poor13%
  • Terrible16%
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“take home” (8 reviews)
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American, Bar
$$ - $$$
406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
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Reviewed 5 days ago

The location is great being right on the Riverwalk. We were able to sit outside and people watch. The food is very good. My kids were happy there were different kid menu options since the main menu items were not as appealing. The drink options...More

Thank Melissa80020
Reviewed 5 days ago

Rowdy, not funny, loud....must have few cocktails to tolerate.....long time for food to arrive, but great for the kiddies!

Thank Genevieve R
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

I love the concept of this place. I have a great sense of humor. We got to experience the vibe. Waiter pretended he forgot who ordered each drink. Made my kids taste each one then say who's drink it was. Threw straws on our table....More

Thank mrgolfnmore
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

The food is pretty good. The atmosphere is fun. But you have to have a sense of humor and thick skin because it is what it is. One of a kind and decently priced. Must see when visiting

Thank gilbert a
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

I walked with my boyfriend and the waiter at the door already treated us badly. Service was horrible, and food was disgusting. One of the waiter was Hispanic and I'm Asian, and he was being racist towards me, and he told me I had broken...More

Thank alicehle2000
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Never heard of this place but as it was empty we stopped for a drink. I can take a joke but don't think the staff could carry out the banter and resorted to being downright offensive. Food not brilliant and overpriced. Avoid if at all...More

Thank witcheshouse
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

I was hungry and a burger sounded good when we walked past Dick's Last Resort on the River Walk. However, they were "all out" of the burger I ordered and I had to settle for something else. Prices were high for the dry burger, but,...More

Thank Donna D
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

We were walking by on the river walk.... There was a lady outside trying to get people inside into the restaurant.... Well, she starts in on us making vulgar comments... They were funny yet very inappropriate since I had my young daughter standing right there....More

Thank Misty L
Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

If you've never been to a Dick's Last Resort, do yourself a favor and do some research. It's one of those places where the staff is mean to you on purpose, but it's hilarious! As soon as we sat down at our table my wife...More

Thank Cary K
Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

First off, when we arrived the restaurant was not busy at all but it was difficult for the hostess to find us a table. That should have been our first clue to leave immediately. Second, our waiter was absolutely terrible. I understand the atmosphere having...More

Thank wht137
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Average prices
US$20 - US$30
American, Bar
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover
Dining Style
Casual Dining
Good for
Groups, View, Bar Scene
Open Hours
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 02:00
11:00 - 02:00
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
  • Location: United States  >  Texas (TX)  >  San Antonio
  • Phone Number: +1 210-224-0026
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
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