I fly a lot and I can honestly say United failed today. Check in and boarding went well but after that it was pretty bad. WiFi was spotty at best. Out of light beer on the plane. Only IPAs. Stop putting 2 Miller lights on every flight. People obviously drink them and leave the crappy IPAs behind. Know your audience. So I opt for a Bloody Mary - terrible choice, nasty cheep vodka and the mix was so salty I couldn’t drink. With that being said all I wanted at this point was for the stewardess to come pick up the trash so I could relax. Nope. Nobody came through the isle to get the trash. Super annoying. That is their job. Sorry not sorry. Pick up all the crap. It’s bad enough I’m crammed in to the smallest seat ever. Come and pick up the trash. I fly a lot and usually a different carrier. They will come they the cabin 4 times picking up garbage. Not United very disappointing. One last thing, this was a 3.5 hr flight.