Ahoy me mateys. Let me tell ye th' tale o' th' great kickin' horse river raftin' adventure.
In the beginning we feasted upon a bountiful banquet provided by cap'n of the bbq grill. Then we traveled down t' th' ship docks t' board our ship. We cast off 'n set sail fer th' rapids. Th' water was mighty chilly 'n our cap'n told us t' loot a plunge if we were strong o' heart enough. A few o' th' ship mates 'n I walked th' plank 'n dived into th' cold unknown below. Brave were the souls who survived and returned to man their positions. It twasnt but a few breaths later that we begin t' smash 'n cut our way through th' treacherous water. Thar were times where I didnt believe I would make it ship t' see me sweet beloved again. But true to his name, our cap'n Kyle "The agile" was skilled at his craft 'n guided us true through all trails that we faced. Time flew t' th' winds like th' angels that guidin' our sails 'n afore we knew it, we arrived safely back to shore. Hasnt a day gone by that i dont think about our journey. If ye take nothing away, remember this "let th' world know, hydra be th' way t' go"
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