I wish I had read some of the reviews before I stayed at this place. I was on my way to Moab with my father in law. I am 44 years old by the way and my father in law in a vietnam vet. I had driven for about 16 hours and was too tired to go any further so we had to stop in green river. We couldnt get a room anywhere as the whole town was full up. The super 8 told us to continue to Moab. As I was leaving i caught a hotel out of the corner of my eye that I hadnt noticed the twice we drove up and down the main street. That should have been my first clue to move on. I went to the office and rang the bell, it was about 2 in the morning. Part of the addams family came to the door. One guy looked like Brain from Escape from New York if you are familiar with that movie, a woman in pajamas that had a cigarette hanging from her mouth and was just missing curlers, and some child/man that i can only discribe as the missing link. If I paid $5 dollars it would have been too much looking back. As I checked in the missing link was rocking on a stool and repeated "best hotel in town" I cant even make this stuff up ! We had a room on the second floor. The place was terrible at best. Roaches stuck on traps behind the bed, dirty, sticky, and I cant explain the smell unless you have been to an asylum. We wedged a chair behind the door and my father in law got his gun ready. I didnt bring anything into the room and slept in my clothes at the foot of the bed on top of the filthy comforter. At 7am I got up and saw people leaving quickly. I then noticed a whole section of the place out front that was falling down and not used. I left my room and looked around, had to take pictures because I couldnt believe this place. Hallway was about 30 feet high and I noticed what looked like an elevator dial above one door. We got out of there quick too. I needed gas so I drove through town. The place looks like a nuclear test town. Everything is closed, boarded up and falling down. Nevermind avoiding this hotel.... avoid the whole town, just keep on going. Its funny now that I'm safe at home.