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Jenson Cottage

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2 bedrooms
2 bathrooms
4 guests
2 nights minimum
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The team at ‘This Is Not Here’ have taken their inspiration from all the good and bad experiences they have had through extensive travelling across the world to create what they believe is a unique brand. The concept is to create memories, not just stays! It is all about the customer experience. If you do decide to book with us (which we hope you will), we want you to leave with the five star WOW factor and become a returning regular friend. Each cottage has been meticulously thought-out with décor, furnishings, fixtures and art work. Some of the furniture, lights, ornaments and prints are available to purchase. We have a strong sustainability ethos, although very much on a journey. This ethos has a principle of where ever possible only using local trades, shops and produce. The ...The team at ‘This Is Not Here’ have taken their inspiration from all the good and bad experiences they have had through extensive travelling across the world to create what they believe is a unique brand. The concept is to create memories, not just stays! It is all about the customer experience. If you do decide to book with us (which we hope you will), we want you to leave with the five star WOW factor and become a returning regular friend. Each cottage has been meticulously thought-out with décor, furnishings, fixtures and art work. Some of the furniture, lights, ornaments and prints are available to purchase. We have a strong sustainability ethos, although very much on a journey. This ethos has a principle of where ever possible only using local trades, shops and produce. The cottages have ground source heating and all the properties are supplied with Green electricity. We can provide locally sourced meats from our butcher or you can go and meet Carl yourself. Responsibly sourced fish from our Fish Monger and again you can meet Richard if you would like. Milk (in returnable glass bottles) from a small dairy in the Yorkshire Dales (no super herds) along with local Eggs, Butter, Cream and Orange Juice (again in returnable glass bottles) can be provided by our Milk lady, Christine. There are also numerous small Artisan Bakeries, Patissier, Green Grocers and other great food and drink businesses in the local area. We realise there is more to do on being sustainable, this is our journey and if you have any ideas on how we could improve whilst staying with us we’d love to hear them. We are more than happy to discuss any requirements you may have for your luxury break and make it personal to you. We can organise the occasional day, evening or your entire stay. These could include (but not limited to) Chauffeured Excursion, Private Chef, Caviar Experience, Yoga, Wine Tasting. This can be organised before you arrive or during your stay and is subject to availability. Please do not feel any obligation to do any of these things, your stay with us is about creating a luxurious memorable experience, this may mean you only want to book the cottage and relax in complete privacy whilst taking in the beautiful views and wildlife, luxurious surroundings, antiques and artwork. We always provide a starter welcome pack free of charge, this includes, fresh milk, tea, filter coffee, sugar and dishwasher tablets. We are happy to organise a Bakers, Fish Mongers, Butchers and Green Grocers hamper for you or combination, please let us know and we can discuss your requirements. Well behaved pets are very welcome and do not attract any additional charge, all we ask is you let us know if your bringing a pet and do not allow them on the beds or furniture. Jenson Cottage at ‘This Is Not Here’ is a luxurious and meticulously equipped self-catering property, decorated in Farrow and Ball colours and furnished with antiques, paintings, photographs and prints by various artists. Most pieces in the cottage have a story such as the refectory table made from Brighton Piers old timber, lights from HMS Ark Royal or prints from the local world-renowned wildlife artist Robert E Fuller. The cottage stands in the grounds of the main house. The property is gated and you will be provided with your own unique code to allow you to come and go as you please. Sleeping up to 4 adults (across 2 bedrooms), this cottage has everything you need for an unforgettable break that has the ethos of ‘collect memories not things’. It is attached to Morgan Cottage that can sleep upto 6 adults (across 2 bedrooms and a sofa bed in the living area), although both cottages are independent of each other. Jenson Cottage has a private outdoor living courtyard with Gas BBQ Oven and hob, Cast Iron Fire with oven ideal for cooking small pizzas, jacket potatoes or corn on the cobs etc. It has a luxurious hot tub that is cleaned and refilled after each stay along with quality outdoor furniture. Inside you will find the latest Dualit and NEFF appliances along with plenty of pans, crockery, cutlery and glasses. There is a DVD player and two SMART televisions that have Netflix, iPlayer etc and the facility for other pay to view services such as Amazon Prime and Now TV. There is a Bose speaker that can connect to your SMART device via Bluetooth and of course WiFi throughout with your own unique access code. There is a downstairs WC and upstairs bathroom with fittings by Burlington, Chadder & Co and Thomas Crapper. There is also a luxury Air Pool Spa Bath fitted. The main bedroom has extensive fitted wardrobes and a dressing table with a King Size bed. The second bedroom can be set up with either two Single beds or a King Size bed and again has a fitted wardrobes. There is a safe in the property for your use, house alarm, emergency lighting and smoke and carbon monoxide alarms.More
House Rules
Pets Allowed: Yes
Smoking Allowed: No
Kid Friendly: Yes
The best way to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them. We do have very relaxed rules that are listed in the welcome pack and to do with the Hot Tub, pets etc.
Bathrooms
1 Full bath, 1 Half bath
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About the Owner
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Languages spoken:English
Response Time:Within a few hours
Listed Since:September 2020
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Reviewed November 2, 2020

We spent a weekend here and it was faultless, and exceeded expectation in every way! From the delicious bottle of Malbec & milk in the fridge on arrival, to a warm goodbye on departure - THANK YOU Lynne & Simon! We loved the little finishing...More

Date of stay: November 2020
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Reviewed October 30, 2020

From booking through to arrival, continuing during our stay and then onto the departure, Simon and Lynn (not forgetting Morgan & Lola, who are the cutest dogs ever) were the perfect hosts. I have been trying to rack my brain on how to describe the...More

Date of stay: October 2020
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Amenities
Pets Allowed: Yes
Smoking Allowed: No
Kid Friendly: Yes
DVD Player
Grill
Central Heating
Suitable For Children Under 5
Dishwasher
Fireplace
Freezer
Refrigerator
Hot Tub
Kettle
Linens Provided
Patio
Safe
Stereo System
Cooker
Toaster
Towels Provided
TV
Fishing Nearby
There Is A Golf Course Within 30 Mins Drive
Horse Riding Nearby
There Are Tennis Courts Nearby
Watersports Nearby
Cycling Trips
Rural/Countryside Retreats
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Fishing Nearby, There Is A Golf Course Within 30 Mins Drive, Horse Riding Nearby, There Are Tennis Courts Nearby, Watersports Nearby
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