It is obvious that the clear intention of your review is to attempt to discredit my Loft.
Probably , the readers of your review will easily deduce that the problem was not with my property but with your behavior in the Condominium Swimming Pool.
As it is clearly detailed in my add description , the Loft is part of a building ( an old XVIII century Sherry Winery ) and the swimming pool is a Condominium Swimmig Pool.
Like in all Condominiums around the world , some Basic Rules have been defined in order to respect the other neighbors. And of course , as you were adviced , there are specific Rules for the Swimming Pool which are very simple : be respectfull with other neighbors keeping a quiet atmosphere in the pool ( literally as you said).
Well , i have been renting my property since 2009 , i have host hundreds of guests ( tourists with kids included ) during these years , and your disrespectful and noisy behavior has caused me for the first time , serious problems with the Comdominium Administrator and my neighbours that i am still trying to solve.
If you wanted to invite guests you should have asked for permission in advance , specially if you decided to invite more than 13 guests to celebrate a pool Birthday party once , and then , more guests invited to other pool parties during the next weekend.
Of course the neighbors complained about that because it was not only your son using a large doughnut , but also your guests´ children using other doughnuts invading the whole swimming pool. And the problem was not with the kids, but with the irresponsible adults that were shouting , jumping diving inside the pool , smoking ( you knew it was extrictly forbidden ) , drinking and being very naughty. Kids will do what they see their parents doo ¡¡¡¡
Of course , next time i sincerely suggest you rent a whole Villa for yourself with swimming pool with a huge piece of land so you do not disturb your neighbors. But i am afraid that renting a Villa , with swimming pool , by the beach , for 6 people , during 2 weeks and half in August will cost you much, much more than 3000 pounds...
The parking space i offered you for FREE is not tight at all. Its size is 3.10 meters wide and 4.80 meters long which is much wider than common parking places. Besides the parking has one entrance ramp and another exit ramp to make circulation much easier....Those kind of parking facilities are hard to find in the hystoric quarter of Jerez.
Allthough the Loft has wasching machine and drier , i provided you 2 sets of towels ( bath + sink ) for each guest . And also , i provided courtesy beach towels for each guest. If one of them ( out of 30 towels provided ) had its colour stained ( which is different from old or dirty ), i apologise , but i provided you high quality linen ( 600 gr) mostly bought in Zara Home .
There are more than 20 drawers in the Loft , and you are right , there is one that does not open properly.
And yes , there is some furniture from Ikea...what is the problem with that ? I am an architect and interior designer and i you can get great results in decoration using some Ikea furniture mixed with other furniture. Probably for you a "Luxury decoration" means using Louis XV style pretentious furniture...Well , it is not my style as you could clearly see in the pics of my Loft.
It is being really sad for me to answer to your malicious review , but after reading all those fake accusations , a clarification was needed.